Champion T-Shirt — Funny First Date Dynamite Graphic Tee

A soft, classic-fit tee that tells a story with a wry smile. The front shows a small red stick of dynamite and the caption “they gave me dynamite on our first date…” — a darkly humorous opener that continues across the back with “so… my therapist strongly discouraged a second date.” Wear it when you want to spark conversation without saying too much. The midweight cotton feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear. Subtle details — a tag-free neck, twill shoulder tape, double-needle seams and the small “C” logo on the sleeve — keep this shirt feeling solid and lived-in. It sits comfortably in a casual rotation: coffee shops, late-night walks, low-key shows, or catch-up sessions with friends who appreciate a dry sense of humor. Product features - 100% cotton on solid colors (some heathers 60/40 or Light Steel 90/10) - Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit - Twill neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Double-needle topstitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability - Tag-free neck label and small “C” logo on left sleeve Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean